AQLM renewed! Drafting Assembly, all the details and new members: Full Transcript of the assembly of the scam this Journal, held from 2 to November 16, 1910, with marginal notes, citations and references by Ms.. Alicia Carroll. Salustiano Evaristo and from the street: Open, we are in the door! Omar! Nono!
Contutti Liquantti Don Giuseppe (the ninth) : Ford, ford, piano, Evaristi! Main nervo, qualcuno has rubato il mio denti postizzi, Mascalzone!
Omar Garito (coming from the bathroom, naked, a towel tied around his waist) : Animal! Stop hitting, is open, come in! Nono, have: their teeth were floating in my goggles, which is confused with a glass! What he lacked, Chicata, God forbid! I'm going to dive before they hit everyone, and I see that they postulate a director and as a gilún stapling me, Adio.
The ninth : Aspettando, Omar, went up in questo Salamis, in case di sandpaper.
Omar: Thank you, Giuseppe, you if you is at all. Chau, anything I say in the Zapien, so leave me alone.
Omar Al abir Garito door, you fall on the flamethrower who were trying to force the lock.
Omar: You two did not see me, eh. Or want to tell what the cagamento of kerosene under the bed of the ninth?
Salustiano : We are two graves.
Enter the arsonists, welcome to the ninth which is cutting sausages and bread on a wooden board. On the table are some jars of pickled eggplant.
Nono: Salsiccia per tutti! Oggi è l'Assemblea, poverina Evelutta, sarà disoccupata ...
Evaristo (entering it to muffin with sausage) : Mmm! Which hand for sausages! I do not think the throw, ninth. Who is going to get?
Salustiano (making eyes at the blonde who takes notes in a corner) : Y, can be another secretary who has more conditions ... I I see perfect, as was Evelyn. Che, Evaristo, "you know anything about computers? So while we wait for the rest we get those barbed wire, before Ullrico again.
Evaristo : Let me eat in peace, come have a snack. That fix the Directors, do not forget that this is all for the love of art. They will not give more than you're sope Vilgéits.
Nono: Me ne ford to the Bocche giocare. Arrivederchi!
Salustiano : Oh, nono, go quiet. Evaristo, bring the drums!
Evaristo : Pará, What are you doing? Do not forget that in a while we have to go for self-help group ... if we feel we internalize kerosene rail!
Salustiano (carrying containers of kerosene at the computer) : Then we threw up a bottle of Pinocolver, come, help me. Did you bring a light?
Evaristo : Dad, what question is that? A flamethrower that claims will be released without documents but never without matches! Tomá.
Salustiano : That! Well, my friend, then I turn ... Fire! Fire!
Evaristo : Look how turned on! How amazing! Look at those wisps of smoke!
Ullrico (entering a flying kick) : What do they do? Oblivious! The computer is on fire! Take charge of you, anything ... I'm out of here before it rots! Pimba!
Ullrico makes a decision and jump out the window. Amid the smoke appears Simba Kinte, coughing: Kinte Simba: Someone explain to me what happens! I am Joan of Arc! Where does all this smoke? Salustiano : Do not tell me you do not like the new design of the magazine! Simba : Salustiano! Evaristo! What did it!
(My throat closed. I can not do shorthand, leaving the editor and continue from the street)
Outside there be bringing together people, alerted by the smoke. S ale Kinte Simba:
Simba: I really do not know what to do. One of the most difficult times that I have to go through! Come on, Spock, you have good telepathic signal, check if you contact Dr. Rosen to come urgently.
Mr. Spock : Instantly.
Dr. Henry Rosen (materialized in the act) : Am looking for?
Simba: Kike! I was never so glad to see you! The flamethrower had a relapse and we're burning the editor!
Dr. Rosen : La pucha, again! No wonder they came to the support group ... Make way!
Nono (swinging the beret) : Forza, Enricco! C oraggio!
The crowd chants "Kike Dale, dale Ki" for influndir mood in the professional, coming to the Editor to save and Evaristo Salustiano. I'll rest my cave to what's ahead.
Seven hours after arriving, Dr. Romero and birth attendant Vittorio Salvatore Agostino. Carry a fork where the ladies lay directors, Simba Kinte, the ninth Giussepe, Ludwig Von Ullrico Schlutter, Father Armando Esteban Quito and Mr. Magoo, emergency intravenous dune 22. All the people agarrameño is at the door of the editor. Within three hours enter the Dr. Panderette, newly arrived from Puerto Madero, armed with a cooler hand. At 37 minutes the three professionals come to the door and the Dr. took the floor:
Dr. Romero : Thanks for the support and concern! I tell them that we have formed an interdisciplinary team and we're taking over temporarily as publications in the Journal as members of staph. However, it has served more than a week after the call to assembly and yet we the cuórum necessary.
Dr. Henry Rosen : For my part, wishes to inform that by the time lords and Gancedo Sepúlveda have been neutralized, while in evaluating which treatment will be applied. For now, only sublinguaje. Doctor, I do not know if you want to add something?
Simba Kinte (appearing wobbly from the bottom of the drafting ): Thank you doctors and get the smoke to this publication and to address as quickly as always, on behalf of the Board of Native and Black Movement. But do not fared little hand with that of Rp /? The Journal now has its identity, is of general interest and publish some test but not a medical journal or wants to be. Just what we talked when we cuórum, anyway: thanks! Dear people, we will start with Drafting Assembly, will keep you informed. Come on, let's go and take the bull by the horns, how much!
Transcript Assembly itself Scam of this magazine, made on 1 June November 10. Members Present at the beginning of the meeting: Mr. Evaristo Sepúlveda Mr. Salustiano Ganci, Giuseppe ninth Contutti Liquantti, Drs. Romero, Rosén, Agostino and Panderette, Ms Carolina and Vera Directors, Mr. Ullrico Ludwig Von Schlutter, Lagunilla Don Efraín Garrido, Ms. Simba Kinte, Mr. Magoo, Mr. Serafin O. L'Trass, Father Armando Esteban Quito, hugging a palm tree and a platinum blond (apparently, Mr. Dimitri and Viviana) Guests (without voice, vote): Mr. Spock, Ms . o Miss. Hope, sixteen candidates to the secretary of the magazine (CV in hand).
Kinte Simba: Well, after the bad time, let's see if we already have cuórum.
Nono : Sono molto depressa, l'escabeche and the salsiccia , carbonizzato tutto!
Simba: Do not worry, hit a telazo to Lusaka to bring chau taripanes and Pinel.
Carolina: According to my calculations missing two members, the Engineer and Ms. Santiago Varela. Nan.
Vera: Well, Miss Nan know it will not be able to leave the nursery. And the engineer ...
Mr. Varela (entering): Are you looking for? Here I am, and with good oregano, freshly harvested and seeded.
Simba: Engineer, so long!
Ephraim: We forget about someone ... the mesmísima Evelyn Gomez.
Carolina : Sure! Then missing two members ...
Dr. Panderette : If you serve this chilled coolers I have enough members, the latest sex-change surgery.
Simba: Serve! Thus we have full cuórum.
Dr. Panderette : I leave on the table?
Simba: Do not think it necessary, we trust your word. Let's start. The first issue is the choice of secretary, does anyone have any suggestions or was looking resumes?
Salustiano: I think it obvious, Miss Alicia Carroll curriculum is bulkier.
Simba: Well, a vote in favor. Does anyone object?
bursts Then mr. Nittanova before, bringing in arms Ms. Evelyn Gomez, semidesvanecida:
view: Yo! The post is Evelita! If you like the blonde mireya them, download the cane, but not put in a position for which you are qualified.
Simba: First, I remember being invited, have a vote but no voice, so keep quiet please. And while Evelyn is present, I'd like your opinion.
Evelyn : GGGA, bbhhhaa.
Dr. Romero : Evelyn was sublinguada for seven minutes, do not think I can speak. Nor do I believe that it is able to work. As we talked in therapy has want to get ahead with the levitation, to a clinic in his cave. Want to grow at esiritual and a good thing.
Carolina : Well, we vote. That follow Evelyn.
view: Yo.
Simba: One vote. And why take Miss Carroll? Come on, let your hands up and story. One, two, three ... nineteen. The result is eloquent: Miss Alicia Carroll is the new Executive Secretary of the magazine! And what better start, to take shorthand notation of this meeting, no one has asked you. Please welcome with applause!
Alicia Carroll (ie, me) is high on a litter by members of staph, shouting "To speak, speak!".
Alicia Carroll: First of all, thanks for the nomination. I say that I will be at the height of a magazine like this, striving to give their best. I have many ideas about renewing the design, add new columns, change the print format, and other innovations. I will mourn!
Serafin: I propose a toast!
After the toasts and greetings, enlivened by the arrival of the cart taripanero Tilente Fish, three hours later we continue with the Assembly.
Simba: Let's continue. We get to vote on the total renewal of members of Staph. The only immovable is the ninth Giussepe. What are the proposals?
Ullrico : I will like pineapple.
Serafin: I also want to follow Philetaerus. Also, I'm the only one on the island
Father Armando: I continue with the confessional. Lambs of god I need ...
Dr. Panderette : I propose the creation of the Office of Medical and Psychiatric Care, where we would work in coordination both Dr. and Dr. Kike, Salvatore and me.
Simba: Against? No, the cabinet approved doctor, the bodyguard, the virtual confessional and Philetaerus. In addition, the high quality of pickled eggplant, homemade sausages of mates, I propose that the grandfather served as Head of Ceremonial and Protocol. And as for the flamethrower ...
Salustiano : What?! Do you have other flamethrower to propose? They may imitate, but equally never!
Evaristo : Let us vote!
Salustiano : That vote!
Carolina: To see? Well, boys, they seem to stay!
Dr. Rosen : ... but closely monitored, eh!
Salustiano : Hey button! It's our job!
Ephraim : Ahem ...
Vera: But yes, Ephraim! You always on the ball! In addition, for your your attention, I propose to you by Porter, Fanel and Telo. Let us vote! How to?
Ephraim : Nobody! Ostiash what they would do without my flannel!
Carolina: I do not need to vote for the Spy Team ...
Vera: But please! Dimitri and Viviana are the hidden soul of this scam! Does anyone object?
Simba: None against. Approved. The photographer is also sung, right?
Carolina : Magoo, old and hairy!
Ephraim: The Wizard of suicide to continue, dammit!
view: I say, "Evelyn could not take another job?
Vera: First, please! I told him you have a vote, but no voice! Do not break the protocol. "Evelyn could be our Guru and Levitation Executive? Does everyone agree? Oquei, on with the carve-up of charges.
Mr. Varela : I can continue sending packets, though: the cadets not to mention, I have none. The delíveris do for the walrus.
Salustiano : Good. I want to apply for a new member, besides being a great friend, but I could never empomar ...
Carolina: That is irrelevant, Salustiano.
Salustiano : She said it's a great friend, but mostly it's a great host. If this cavern speak ...
Evaristo : Go to your point, Dad.
Salustiano : ... well, running for the Lady Hope as Supervisor of Sports and Recreation.
Vera It seems to me correct, I agree totally in Recreation, but sports?
Salustiano : The lift is a sport, Dire! Aided by inviting minitas Hope he does not know how to exercise the muscles. Let us vote!
Viviana : All agree, perfect! We also propose that Simba Kinte continue as Head of Press and Publications, I do not think that there is opposition, right? Now we need to vote on the board of the Review, no less. Who will apply?
view: Yo!
Evelyn: And I!
Simba: Let me set the record straight : to run, the first requirement is part of the Staph. The second, having no license in the last week psychiatric . So you two are out.
Carolina: Well, I am running. I continue to give my soul to the editor!
Vera: I, too, the truth can not imagine my life without this magazine, but I do not know if they want to keep us in front for another term ...
Carolina: Perhaps they are tired ...
Dimitri : Perrro how they trrremendo ocurrre desprrropósito! You be the Dirrrectorras seguirrrán! No otrra! A verrr, vote: porrr the positive! Trrreinta and cuatrro! Perrmanecen!
Ante: to place on record that my vote is not positive.
Dimitri: сукин сын!
Viviana : Quiet, Dimi.
Simba: Well, the staph is now complete! What joy! Finally, I would propose that we appoint a Garito Omar as Director Honoris Causa, for all that we owe, for their dedication and courage What do you think?
Serafin : Absolutely, a groso!
The edges of all of these leave no room for mistakes. Loincloth swinging, chanting: " Olé, olé olé olé, Omar, Omar!"
Ephraim: We will look to your room!
enter in droves to room and discover that the local hero is not under the sheets. Ending the Assembly flocked to the coast of this island, to inform Mr. Garito designation.
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be offered a modest boat from the Fish Tilente, which you, reader, are invited.
Tilente The Fish Coconut Palm Tree found in S / N, AQLM Ailan
Thus was formed the Staff 2011:
Directors: Ms. Agostino and Ovejero Carolina Vera Paz
Honorary Director: Prof. Omar Garito
Porter, Flannel and Telo: Don Efraín Garrido Lagunilla
Bodyguard: Mr. Ullrico Ludwig Von Schlutter
Head of Press and Publications: Ms. . Simba Kinte
Head of Ceremonial and Protocol: Don Giuseppe Contutti Liquantti "the ninth"
Office of Medical Assistance and Psychiatric:
- Dr. Panderette, Proctology
- Dr. Salvatore Vittorio Agostino,
Obstetrician - Dr. Romero,
Psychiatry - Dr. Henry Rosen, Addictions fuel
Philetaerus: Mr. Serafin O. L'Trass
Corps Flamethrower: Evaristo Sepulveda and Mr. Salustiano Gancedo
Domestic Spying: Comrade Dimitri Karrposoff and Miss Vivian Karrposoff
Photography and Filming: Mr. Magoo
Package Shipping Supervisor by Walrus: Eng. Santiago Varela
Sports and Recreation Supervisor: Ms. Esperanza Spock
and Executive Guru Levitation: Ms. Evelyn Gomez
Suicide Assistant: Ms. . Nan
Virtual Confessor: Father Armando Esteban Quito
ANNEX:
thank Office of Medical Assistance and Psychiatric to take charge of the publication and design of this Journal during the leaderless:
