Popeye and consumption of herbs Who puts the bell the cat? Comrade Dimitri
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By Degree in Addictions Josefa Lopez and Leandro Gadicto Commissioner, Members of
FALO , Anti Freedom Forum Oreganil
Do we know who is Popeye?
Who has not spent his evenings fixing the eyes on the TV screen to enjoy a chapter of Popeye the Sailor? We were, are and will be millions, but what we may never get asked is where Popeye the money to spend all day trying to woo Olivia, if seldom seen actually working as a seaman. And why did she never fit, since he is "working" and "honest"? Do you know something that makes you fearful to their eyes? Here's the answer: our beloved Popeye commands the most powerful drug cartel in the world. "Medellin? "Cali? "Juarez? They are a bean side Popeye, que gracias a su serie entró en miles de hogares sembrando la semilla de la adicción a la espinaca. Una verdura que (sincerémonos) nos costaría degustar si no hubiese sido por el marino.
Gracias a su prédica a favor de la espinaca libre, esa hierba es legal. Hoy la venden en todas las verdulerías del mundo conocido, desde Turdera a Singapur, desde Oklahoma a la esquina de casa, muchas veces a precios prohibitivos.
Y Popeye, lejos de quedarse sin rebusque, cambió de rubro: se convirtió en el primer traficante ilegal de orégano, perejil y otras hierbas. Merced a sus antiguos contactos, creó una red internacional poderosísima con sede en todas las naciones. La estrategia sigue siendo la misma: through television enters families with real characters lovable and harmless in appearance.
In the long list of international organized crime victims' names will happen. Beware, the next could be you.
Help us root out this scourge
Popeye The Cartel Argentina
Chronology 1953: The popular cook Dona Petrona C. Gandy was arrested for leaving the premiere of a film by Luis Sandrini. Was found in his wallet a sprig of parsley. Thanks to popular pressure was acquitted.
1972: The storyteller Luis Landriscina was found in the city of Tartagal, Salta, with a kilogram of yerba mate. He argued in his defense that it was for personal consumption. was dismissed.
1985: was raided the house of the cook Choly Berreteaga, whose refrigerator hiding twenty boxes of spinach ravioli maximum purity. Also found fifteen cans of tomato sauce and various doses of cheese. He defended himself saying he had visitors. was acquitted.
1992: In a bottle of olive oil belonging to the chef Francis Mallmann lay a sprig of rosemary. No Justice intervened.
1997: At Ezeiza International Airport was arrested Carlos Arguiñano English: in a false bottom of his suitcase was found twelve kilos of national oregano, which presumably would be marketed in Europe (in Europe will not get ...). The case is in the hands of Judge Baltasar Garzon. All Quiet on the date .
1999: discovered an illegal plantation of oregano in the yard of Mrs. Chichita of Erquiaga. Grande mozzarella by the agent not brought charges against the treasurer .
2010: The cook Narda Lepes, championed the legalization of thyme, to apologize before the cameras for consumption. In his television program made several puffs of herbs, making the viewer complicit involuntary. Is it justice?
oregano plant treated with chemicals in clandestine greenhouse, can grow to over three meters, introducing mutations in its leaves:
The Dinner (National Recovery Oreganómanos Maniacs) advises. Take care of your kid
:
- Monitor your child's friendships. Beware of the boys that praise the grocer.
- Check her pockets. If you find dressing for pizza, know that is the gateway consumption of oregano.
- Sniff clothing and analyze the remains of food left on the toothbrush.
- Table of abstinence is telling: after 24 hours of lack of oregano in the body, the addict, and no energy-telephoning dealers or delíveris "who approach you money by doses at home, hidden in Neapolitan pizza boxes.
Addict Genesis: the adolescent is initiated by a friend who facilitates the cocktail of herbs known as "vegetables" high effect when consumed in a "soup"
bad example
youth Explosive statements by Argentine musician Carlos "Charly" García
"We must legalize oregano, men. It opens the pores of the sensitivity. All Sui Generis themes were composed under the influence of the herb: Nito had a small plant in bottom, and peel! Thus was born "Scratch the grass," which was renamed censorship. I will arrange a recital at the Obelisk, to be called "Say Oregano free", and there will be spewing zeppelins public oregano .'s going to be amazing, men. "
FALO
Freedom Forum Oreganil
Anti Addiction Ms. Josefa Lopez
Commissioner Leandro Gadicto We
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