appeared last Friday at the coast past what looked like a battleship. To get closer we see that it was not nothing but a huge raft constructed of plastic bottles 1.5-liter, plankton and krill. About the same, in apparent panic, hundreds of horses of the purest strains gave pitiful cries. A group of walruses solidarity quickly drove the raft to the coast and the local veterinary Eulalia Bonza, went to review. Around the neck of a sorrel found a handwritten note to next:
Native AQLM Board:
I hope the tidal drag of these brave members of the Regiment of Mounted Grenadiers to you. Our country badly epidemiologists with equine influenza. I was in your island last year, arrived with swine flu and went to the laughter, completely cured. In my desperation not I can think of more to dispatch our best horses, I know that people respect the honor code sanmartiniano and save their lives. Thanked
to twitch.
Mario Vicente, Sgt
Dr. Panderette, just arrived from Puerto Madero, confirmed: the Republic of Argentina is going through these days a Equine Viral Arteritis. Quickly reached into her medical records file, and effectively Sergeant Mario Vincent was treated at the island, and received his PandeKit on July 9, 2009
As the reader will know, the virus that year after year have entered this warm island mutate benignly. This happened in 2009 with the Avian Flu or Morsina H 1M1. The reasons for this phenomenon are still under investigation. Some attribute this to local microclimate and other so-called "collapse effect" that can be seen when you approach the island, craft compasses start spinning in all directions, as if they were same in the pole, and the ships are magnetized by this island.
Today, at the gates of the Bicentennial of the sister Nacion Argentina, the horses have decided to escape through the window. This island is characterized by the total hospitality of its people accepted the challenge.
The horses were moved to vacant grassland located in Av Walruses pens S / N, adjacent to the office of Dr Bonza and diagonally to the nursery Hold me the brat, and are being studied by an interdisciplinary team consisting of Drs. Bonza and Romero. While physical health is excellent, they are following an intensive anti-stress, which published details:
Exclusive: Routine
Antistress for Horses.
5:35 a.m.: Jocketa Choir "The mother of Leguisamo" wakes up singing horses "by a head" in C sharp.
6:00 to 9:30: free grazing. 9:45 to 11:50
: Flower Therapy: we wallow in a culture of petunias.
12:00 to 14:30: free grazing. 14:31
at 16:30: Siesta
16:45 to 18:45: Walk along the beach in small groups, being assembled by graduates of the course taught by Swami Ga Levitation Evelyn Gomez.
18:50 to 21:10: free grazing.
21:15 to 22:00: massages by Ludwig Von Schlutter Ullrico.
22:10 to 22:59: Flower Therapy: we wallow in a culture of primroses.
23:00 to 5:34 a.m.: Break.
18:40 pm: The Equine Rehabilitation Group No. 5 back on Avenida de los Corrales of vices. In the distance, with appropriate professional distance, Dr. Romero, blue shorts and white cap, the monitors.
Equine Group Rehabilitation No. 12 runs along our beaches. Note to manager Telo Islander, Mr. Ante Nittanova (in blue jacket and blue loincloth), directing the antenna Telo Coast to establish some communication with Sgt. Mario Vicente sister Republic of Argentina, to assess the next steps.
Declaration of the First Board
Hold me kill it embraces Argentina!
We, the First Native Board meeting in the thicket of palm island to assess the humanitarian aid sent toward the bicentennial of the birth of the sister Republic Argentina, resolve:
1. Forward to the First Assembly of that country, as a symbol of unity and freedom, nine skin loincloths made entirely of walrus died of old by our consonant, the Nile Kasai loincloth garment manufacturer will have embroidered on front in blue and white names our colleagues and inspiring, Saavedra, Moreno, Paso, Alberti, Azcuénaga, Belgrano, Castelli, Larrea and Matheu, and will be medium size. If any of the patriots extral need not have more by visiting one of our messengers tarariras kamikaze, stationed in the bed of the Rio de la Plata.
2. In view of the serious equine crisis this nation is suffering, just heading to the mainland from the Third Corps Combat vices, ready to act if necessary to perform their parade grenadiers mounted marine mammals.
3. Viva la Patria!
4. BLACK or dependence !
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