Second Extraordinary Assembly of cultural exchange campaign Bolita Bugs "Your pet for a chobi 2010"
Every day, thousands of Bugs Bolita (armadillium vulgare) left homeless when lifted the tile that holds. Bug Bolita Foundation meets the patriotic mission to protect this species from extinction, and Hold me kill it gives you a space.
Given the overwhelming success of the 2009 Campaign Cultural Exchange we are almost forced to have to repeat the experience.
This time, the road left us lessons which we will implement in the 2010 version of the event. Sticks that we will not tread, stones that are no longer stumble:
1. husbands will not be accepted either by one or by 10 million armadillium vulgare, because we still have a remnant of husbands who did not return to their homes, seeking political asylum in the embassies of this territory, in the drafting of this magazine and in several caves that we will not detail, not bothering anyone.
2. The duration shall be 40 days . Without exception. This time the fortieth day have to return each and every one of the bugs ball, and can be interpreted otherwise as a provocation, and can be confused with the smuggling and trafficking of bug.
3. New conversion table . Quadrupedal mammals, they retain the values \u200b\u200bof 2009, not the bipedal mammals (and we're talking about young children and mothers-in-law) that they add a zero:
IMPORTANT:
In only to avoid overcrowding, Bicho Bolita Foundation suggests using 1 per 100 Mogro baldosones woodlouse (it is up to stakeholders to assess the amount of floor tiles to receive).
4. Adoption cases arising from this cultural exchange will be evaluated by Black Movement (Native Elevations in Revolutionary War), and approved or rejected the return of a delegation of 15 members will visit the possible future home of the pet . If accepted the family, the same shall be referred to a tile of 30x30 cm. with a colony of armadillium vulgare attached to the base.
(Directions: Take skim milk, watching TV late, do not cover for sleeping.)
And speaking of adoption, we want to share with readers this video sent to us by Mrs. Azucena Maria F. of Conforti from the city of Ciego de Avila (Cuba). It is demonstrating how happy and prosperous are our beloved pets, and does so with eloquent images. In a warm, clean, and newly learned new skills. Ms. Conforti
was this contingent of pets in the cultural exchange, 2009, in exchange for her husband. VIDEO
Click here
also recall the Ministries of Health and Environment of the whole world, which is fully accessible to the documentary released in 2009 on life in the wild woodlouse par excellence: our Island Dir: Mr. Magoo.
Do not miss this unique experience in the world: forward your request right now bichobolita.gob.aqlm @ gmail.com
and use this space, we answer some of the hundreds of emails we receive:
Lady Alicia R. of Ferrini : Yes, you can apply the same colony that was sent in the 2009 campaign
Mr. Hugo Alberto Salerno : Yes, you can retain some memory tile. Family
Lombroso : Of course not. Mr. and Mrs.
Raimondo: "By chance, he gave them whole milk? Lady Lily Fratarrello
: No, the children must return to their parents, do not get the citizenship of "interchange" but the Citizenship of the colony, in this case, remain citizens of AQLM Ailan, anyway not part of the pregnant females experience. Miss Della
Source: Maybe. Mr. and Mrs. Raimondo
: Occurs as whole milk gases causes them, please read carefully and respect the explanatory brochures. We regret the bad experience.
AQLM Ailan. Bicho Nature Sanctuary Bolita
Given the psychiatric leave of Miss Evelyn Gomez, this note was typed by Mr. Ullrico Ludwig Von Schlutter to thank him for his good spelling and predispisición.
The Directors
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